IF YOU WERE A NIGERIAN MEAL

If you were Nigerian meal, which one do you think you’ll be?

Nigerians are known for their big personalities. Wherever we go, we are known for our enterprising spirits and love for enjoyment. There’s a reason we say, naija no dey carry last. Just like us, our meals are also full of personalities. Our meals cut across so many flavour palettes, and no matter what taste you’re craving per time, whether sweet and spicy or tender and rich, there’s always a Nigerian meal that fits the bill.

If you were a Nigerian meal, would you be jollof rice, the life-of-the-party, amala and ewedu, the rich aunty that’s always decked out in the biggest jewellery, ofada rice, the bold friend with a vintage fashion sense, village rice, the grandpa everyone likes who always has the most interesting stories to tell, or puff-puff, the sweet friend with the brightest smile everyone likes to hang out with? Answer the questions below to find out!

1. At a party, you’re most likely:
a) The first on the dance floor and get everyone to join you
b) Seated elegantly in lace and gold jewellery, and everyone comes to greet you
c) Talking to new people and laughing heartily
d) Sitting around middle-aged and older people, taking small sips of palm wine, and reminiscing about the past
e) Passing around sweets and snacks and receiving compliments from everyone

2. Your friends would describe you as:
a) Fun and outgoing
b) Stylish and a little extra
c) Confident and playful
d) Wise and dependable
e) Sweet and bubbly

3. Your favourite type of hangout is:
a) An owambe or a concert
b) A fancy dinner or brunch
c) A cultural festival or stage play
d) A get-together with your family and friends in the cool of the evening outdoors
e) A casual street hangout with small chops

4. Your go-to fashion style is:
a) Bright colours and bold looks
b) Lace, sequins, and statement jewellery
c) Vintage fits with detailed accessories
d) Simple, practical, and classic
e) Cute and comfy outfits

5. If you feel stressed, your first response is:
a) Dance it away
b) Shop or pamper yourself
c) Treat yourself to a warm meal
d) Sleep
e) Call your friends to cheer you up

6. When you travel out of Nigeria, the first thing you miss is:
a) The loud music and nightlife
b) Hearing your native language everywhere you turn
c) The hustle and bustle culture
d) The authentic taste of Nigerian food and unique snacks
e) The warmth of community

7. If you were a song, you’d be:
a) A club banger that gets everybody dancing
b) A timeless classic
c) A slow jazz song
d) A folk song full of wisdom and soul
e) A playful tune that makes everyone smile

Now that you’ve answered all the questions, it’s time to see your scores. Drum roll, please…

If you scored:

• Mostly A’s, then you are Jollof Rice
  The life of the party! You bring energy, joy, and unforgettable vibes everywhere you go. Nobody can ignore you because without you, everywhere would be dull. Everyone loves to see you coming, and they hate to see you leave.
  

• Mostly B’s, then you are Amala and Ewedu
  Rich aunty/uncle with the best sense of style! You’re mature and level-headed, but you’re also fun when you need to be. You’re firm, confident and unapologetic. You know your worth, and everyone respects you.
  

• Mostly C’s, then you are Ofada Rice
  You are bold, unique, and proudly different. You’ve got a vintage vibe, embracing both traditional and modern beliefs, and finding a perfect balance between both. You are not a people pleaser because you know you’re authentic and are in a lane of your own.
  

• Mostly D’s, then you are Village Rice
  You’re wise, grounded and full of soul. While you enjoy the present, you also draw lessons from the past, because you believe that if we don’t know our history, we will make the same mistakes that have been made decades ago. You’re friendly but reserved. Everyone feels at home around you, and your stories always leave a mark.
  

• Mostly E’s, then you are Puff-Puff
  You’re sweet, fun, charming and loved by everyone. In every room you step into, you’re the sunshine. You’re not loud, but you’re very charismatic. People are also comfortable around you and are eager to carry you along.

No matter your result, just remember, every Nigerian dish has its own charm, just like you!

Now go ahead and share your result with friends. Invite them to also take the quiz because what’s more fun than finding out if your bestie is Puff-Puff or Jollof?